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Chelsea Handler Slams Piers Morgan on Late Night Show: "You're So Obnoxious"

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Neither Chelsea Handler nor Piers Morgan are known for biting their tongues during interviews, so when the CNN anchor appeared on Chelsea Lately Wednesday, the fur really flew. As soon as Morgan, 47, went to take his seat, Handler fired off by asking, "What are you looking at?" according to Us Weekly . Replied Morgan, "Well, you've either had plastic surgery or a makeover, because you look really hot today." Photos: Stars who don't look their age The backhanded compliment only made Handler, 37, more angry. "Oh, you're so annoying. You're so obnoxious . You wonder why everybody hates you! I specifically covered up so you couldn't look at me and undress me with your molester eyes." After Morgan made a crack about Hander's drinking cheap shot! the two got down to brass tacks and the whole purpose of the interview to begin with celebrating Morgan's two-year anniversary on CNN. However, things only stayed on track for so long. ...

Chelsea Handler, Piers Morgan trade barbs on 'Chelsea Lately'

TV personalities Chelsea Handler and Piers Morgan bickered their way through the CNN host's awkward appearance on "Chelsea Lately." "You can suck my a**" Chelsea Handler told Piers Morgan after the CNN host jokingly suggested that he help her with her interview skills. "Funny now, that was exactly what I was going to suggest," Morgan responded. That exchange pretty much sums up Wednesday night's "Chelsea Lately" interview with Morgan, who appeared on the show to celebrate the second anniversary of "Piers Morgan Tonight." "Youve either had plastic surgery or makeup because you look really hot today," Morgan, 47, said as soon as he sat down. "Youre so annoying. You are so obnoxious, and you wonder why everybody hates you," Handler, 37, hit back. "I specifically covered up so you couldn't look at me and undress me with your molester eyes." Morgan's "Chelsea Lately" sit-down came about...

50 Cent Gets Pounded W/ More Chelsea Handler Heat, Discusses Current Martial Status

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News: 50 Cent Gets Pounded W/ More Chelsea Handler Heat, Discusses Current Martial Status Tuesday, Jan 29, 2013 12:05PM Written by Cyrus Langhorne G-Unit's 50 Cent has once again addressed questions related to one-time love interest Chelsea Handler just days after getting pounded by renowned radio personality Howard Stern about their brief relationship. Speaking to television talk show host Katie Couric , Fif addressed Handler and his current dating life. "I need to be careful about what I say about that because with Chelsea, she's a sweetheart, yeah, she's as crazy as I am," Fif told Couric. "Conversation, the things she actually says, really strong personality and so you have to adapt. You have to be really quick on your feet to respond. Or you just take a beating. [How long did we date?] A few months. [Am I single now?] Yeah. [More kids?] Yes, I do. I spent about seven months of last year on different sets because I've been working on film project...

MTV Gets in the Late Night Talk Game With Nikki & Sara Live

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Jan 28, 2013 09:45 AM ET by Elizabeth Wagmeister Nikki & Sara Chelsea Handler is everyone's favorite late-night funny gal, but she's about to get some comedic competition with two new hosts on Nikki & Sara Live , premiering Tuesday at 11/10c on MTV. "We love Chelsea, but our show will be different," says Nikki Glaser , who will be pairing up with her former podcast cohost, Sarah Schaefer , for their weekly half hour show. What else can audiences expect from these newbies? We got in touch Glaser (a former contestant from NBC's Last Comic Standing ) and Schaefer (a two-time Emmy winner for her work on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon ) to get the scoop on their new gabbing gig. TV Guide Magazine: Your show is based off of your podcast , You Had to Be T! here . Will your show cover similar topics? Schaefer and Glaser: No! Glaser: Our podcast covers pretty much everything from our personal lives to pop culture. We talk a lot about sex and have no boundaries ...

Report: Comcast Chides Chelsea Handler for Matt Lauer Poop Jokes

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Jan 18, 2013 06:25 PM ET by Natalie Abrams Chelsea Handler, Matt Lauer Chelsea Handler has never been one to hold her tongue, but her bosses may be asking her to do just that after the Chelsea Lately host made jokes about Today 's Matt Lauer . After Today 's Al Roker admitted to pooping his pants while at the White House, Handler made a joke on her E! late-night show that raised some brows at NBC. "This isn't the first time a Today show cast member was in the news about this sensitive subject. For year, it was common knowledge that Matt Layer spent every morning sh--ing all over Ann Curry ." Al Roker: I pooped in my pants at the White House The New York Post reports that the brass at Comcast, which owns both NBC and E!, warned the show's writers "to lay off Matt," a source told them. "They don't want them making more fun of Matt and the Ann Curry situation right now." Since Curry's exit from Today , reports surfaced that Lauer ...

Chelsea Handler Wonders if Ryan Seacrest is Gay

Ryan Seacrest sat down with Chelsea Handler on Tuesdays Chelsea Lately show, where the talk show host grilled Ryan on his plans to marry Julianne Hough . Handler joked with Seacrest about needing to prove he is not gay by marrying. The interview started off on the Nicki Minaj-Mariah Carey feud, with Ryan saying he thinks there is hope they can work together. Ryan said Nicki and Mariah have come to work and disagreed about a thing or two, here or there, but now, today, theyre fine. The 38-year-old American Idol host said he feels sorry for country singer Keith Urban being stuck in between the two battling divas. Chelsea then got personal, asking about Ryan Seacrests relationship with singer/dancer Julianne Hough. Ryan said of his 25-year-old girlfriend, Shes so beautiful stunning, stunning. She is phenomenal she is the best part of everyday. Chelsea then pressured Ryan about marriage, stating, I know that you want to get married and have a family. Asking, Well whats going on? Seacre...

'Movie 43' premiere portraits

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Movie 43 the anything goes, R-rated romp that features your favorite A-listers doing unspeakable things to and with each other had its premiere last night. The movie, a series of shorts directed by 12 different directors headed up by Peter Farrelly, is in theaters Friday. This thing started 10 years ago with Charlie Wessler, Farrelly previously told EW. He wanted to do a Kentucky Fried Movie -type movie but he wanted all different writers, all different directors for every scene, and all different actors. He also had the foresight to realize that things have changed since Kentucky Fried Movie and attention spans have diminished greatly, so he knew wed have to have some kind of wrap-around holding those shorts together. Check out exclusive pictures from the premiere below and never look at a turkey baster (or Chelsea Handler) the same way again. Image Credit: Jeff Vespa/Getty Images for Relativity Media NEXT: Producer John Penotti, director Peter Farrelly and Charlie Wessler have ...

Chelsea Handler Wonders if Ryan Seacrest is Gay

Ryan Seacrest sat down with Chelsea Handler on Tuesdays Chelsea Lately show, where the talk show host grilled Ryan on his plans to marry Julianne Hough . Handler joked with Seacrest about needing to prove he is not gay by marrying. The interview started off on the Nicki Minaj-Mariah Carey feud, with Ryan saying he thinks there is hope they can work together. Ryan said Nicki and Mariah have come to work and disagreed about a thing or two, here or there, but now, today, theyre fine. The 38-year-old American Idol host said he feels sorry for country singer Keith Urban being stuck in between the two battling divas. Chelsea then got personal, asking about Ryan Seacrests relationship with singer/dancer Julianne Hough. Ryan said of his 25-year-old girlfriend, Shes so beautiful stunning, stunning. She is phenomenal she is the best part of everyday. Chelsea then pressured Ryan about marriage, stating, I know that you want to get married and have a family. Asking, Well whats going on? Seacre...

Chelsea Handler Gets Sassy With Ryan Seacrest About His Relationship

Ryan Seacrest was on Chelsea Handler's show last night. She tried to get him to talk about his relationship with Julianne Hough but he just gave some cliche answers. Ryan would not answer any questions about getting married or engaged or kids. Instead he tried to get Chelsea to answer the question who responded by saying, that she was not the one trying to prove to people that they are straight. Point to Ms. Handler. She leads 15 love.

Chelsea Handler Jokes That Ryan Seacrests Romance With Julianne Hough Is To Prove Hes Straight

Ryan Seacrest sat down with Chelsea Handler on Tuesdays Chelsea Lately , where the two discussed the ongoing Nicki Minaj - Mariah Carey feud, what it means to the chemistry on American Idol ,and Ryans plans on settling down with stunning dancer turned actress Julianne Hough . While viewers saw nothing but bickering and eye-rolling between Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey during American Idol s premiere last week , Ryan predicted, I think that theres hope, adding that the two actually recorded a song together prior to working together on the Fox hit. PHOTOS: Sexiest Dancing Divas Ryan said Nicki and Mariah have come to work and disagreed about a thing or two, here or there, but now, today, theyre fine. Ryan, 38, said he pities Keith Urban A great musician and very, very talented, he said because hes stuck between the dueling divas. PHOTOS: Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest Beach Pics As for the shows elder statesman, Randy Jackson , Ryan said, My dog is the diffuser. The conversation ...

Report: Comcast Chides Chelsea Handler for Matt Lauer Poop Jokes

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Jan 18, 2013 06:25 PM ET by Natalie Abrams Chelsea Handler, Matt Lauer Chelsea Handler has never been one to hold her tongue, but her bosses may be asking her to do just that after the Chelsea Lately host made jokes about Today 's Matt Lauer . After Today 's Al Roker admitted to pooping his pants while at the White House, Handler made a joke on her E! late-night show that raised some brows at NBC. "This isn't the first time a Today show cast member was in the news about this sensitive subject. For year, it was common knowledge that Matt Layer spent every morning sh--ing all over Ann Curry ." Al Roker: I pooped in my pants at the White House The New York Post reports that the brass at Comcast, which owns both NBC and E!, warned the show's writers "to lay off Matt," a source told them. "They don't want them making more fun of Matt and the Ann Curry situation right now." Since Curry's exit from Today , reports surfaced that Lauer ...

Chelsea Handler scolded by NBC making fun of Matt Lauer

Comcast bosses are mad at Chelsea Handler for her dig at NBC golden child Matt Lauer. Network brass has been so concerned with Matt Lauer's public image since Ann Curry's dramatic exit from the "Today" show last year -- even going so far as to arrange cutesy make-up lunches -- that Comcast execs reportedly asked the E! Network's Chelsea Handler to refrain from making jokes about the 55-year-old "Today" show host. It all started when "Today" meteorologist Al Roker confessed to pooping his pants during a visit to the White House several years ago. Handler joked about it on "Chelsea Lately," saying: This isnt the first time a Today show cast member was in the news about this sensitive subject. For years it was common knowledge that Matt Lauer spent every morning [sh**ing] all over Ann Curry. Chelseas writers were warned to lay off Matt," a source told The New York Post . "They dont want them making more fun of Matt and the An...

Rumor: Chelsea Handler Told to Stop the Matt Lauer Jokes

Chelsea Handlerhas been warned to lay off the Matt Lauer jokes, according to New York Magazine , picking up a report from the New York Post . The site says Handler was admonished by Comcast executives for humorously linking last weeks Al Roker pants-pooping admission to his Today Show colleague Lauer. This isnt the first time a Today show cast member was in the news about this sensitive subject, Handler joked on her E! show. For years it was common knowledge that Matt Lauer spent every morning sh**ing all over Ann Curry . The dig supposedly landed the late-night host in hot water with her bosses, as E! and NBC are corporate cousins. Chelseas writers were warned to lay off Matt, a Post source is quoted as saying. They dont want them making more fun of Matt and the Ann Curry situation right now. So is there really a ban on Lauer jokes for Chelsea Lately. NO . A Today Show source tells Gossip Cop flatly, No. No one from NBC said anything to Chelsea or her team. And an E! spokesperson also...

Comcast Reportedly Warns Chelsea Handler: Stop Making Fun Of Matt Lauer

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According to a report in todays New York Post , Chelsea Handler has been warned by her bosses at Comcast to steer clear of making jokes about Matt Lauer and other Today Show hosts, past and present. Last week, Handler made a joke about Al Rokers now infamous I pooped my pants incident on Chelsea Lately that included a dig at the rocky relationship between Lauer and former Today Show host Ann Curry . After playing a clip from Rokers Dateline NBC interview, Handler told the following joke to huge laughs from her audience. This isnt the first time a Today Show cast member was in the news about this sensitive subject. For years it was common knowledge that Matt Lauer spent every morning [shitting] all over Ann Curry. Comcast, which owns both NBC and the E! network, was not as amused. A source told the New York Post , Chelseas writers were warned to lay off Matt. They dont want them making more fun of Matt and the Ann Curry situation right now. Savannah Guthrie was officially named...

Chelsea Handler reportedly told by NBC bosses to stop 'Today' show jokes

Chelsea Handler got in deep doo-doo with Comcast brass over a joke about Al Rokers unpredictable bowels that also smeared Rokers Today colleague Matt Lauer, sources tell us. Roker recently confessed to Dateline that he once pooped his pants at the White House, and news of the accident, ahem, exploded online. Handler responded with a zinger on her E! show, Chelsea Lately, saying, This isnt the first time a Today show cast member was in the news about this sensitive subject. For years it was common knowledge that Matt Lauer spent every morning [s - - ting] all over Ann Curry. But Handlers bosses Comcast owns NBC and E! were apparently not as amused as her audience. Chelseas writers were warned to lay off Matt, says a source close to the show. They dont want them making more fun of Matt and the Ann Curry situation right now. Lauers been a public target since Curry was canned as co-host of Today and replaced by Savannah Guthrie. Click here for more on Handler and Lauer from The New York ...

Exclusive: Chelsea Handler warned by NBC brass not to crack dirty Al Roker and Matt Lauer jokes

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Chelsea Handler got in deep doo-doo with Comcast brass over a joke about Al Roker s unpredictable bowels that also smeared Rokers Today colleague Matt Lauer , sources tell us. Roker recently confessed to Dateline that he once pooped his pants at the White House, and news of the accident, ahem, exploded online. Handler responded with a zinger on her E! show, Chelsea Lately, saying, This isnt the first time a Today show cast member was in the news about this sensitive subject. For years it was common knowledge that Matt Lauer spent every morning [s - - ting] all over Ann Curry . WireImage Chelsea Handler But Handlers bosses Comcast owns NBC and E! were apparently not as amused as her audience. Chelseas writers were warned to lay off Matt, says a source close to the show. They dont want them making more fun of Matt and the Ann Curry situation right now. Lauers been a public target since Curry was canned as co-host of Today and replaced by Savannah Guthrie . This isnt the first time Han...

Johnny Knoxville Is Sad That Chelsea Handler's A Schwarzenegger Hater [Video]

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Chelsea Handler may have invited a jackass onto E!'s " Chelsea Lately " last night, but it wasn't Johnny Knoxville who had the host feeling hostile. No, that would be Johnny's " The Last Stand " co-star , Arnold Schwarzenegger , who Chelsea exclaims is "a piece of s***" in the interview clip below. Yikes bikes, Chels! Tell us how you really feel. Johnny's actually a huge fan of theaction hero, so the outspoken comedienne's choice words catch the stuntman off guard. "Oh! Oh...we'll have to agree to disagree," he says as he squirms in his seat. Luckily for him, the host doesn't harp on her beef with The Governat! or. Instead, she proclaims her love for "Jackass" stunts...like the guys' uncanny ability to hide small objects where the sun don't shine. "The work you've done is amazing and I respect it," she tells Johnny in her signature dry tone. With a hit TV show and a few movies under ...

Comedian Jenny Mollen Signs Deal For Chelsea Handler-Like Book (Exclusive)

The actress and writer JennyMollen, who was voted one of the funniest woman on Twitter by TheHuffington Post, signed a deal for a book titled I Like You Just The Way I Am. Publisher St. Martin's compares the project to books by Chelsea Handler, Jen Lancaster, and Jenny Lawson. PHOTOS: 12 Best Hollywood-Related Books of 2012 It will featureMollenstalking her therapist and punching her best friend in the eye (as a favor), andacting on impulses, plotting elaborate hoaxes, and refusing to acknowledge boundaries in any form. "Jenny Mollen is a talented, unique, and flat-out hilarious new voice,"said St. Martin's Press Editor YanivSoha . "She's much more than the sum of her tweets," Not to be outdone by her husband, American Pie's Jason Biggs , Mollen's film credits include Crazy Stupid Love, Life Happens, and Extracted , which went to this years South by Southwest film festival. She also writes hilarious essays for The Smoking Jacket and Playboy.coma...

Selena Gomez dons revenge dress and chases the Bieber blues away with Chelsea Handler

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By Cassie Carpenter PUBLISHED: 17:55 EST, 11 January 2013 | UPDATED: 17:55 EST, 11 January 2013 She's rumoured to have split with Justin Bieber right before the New Year. And newly single Selena Gomez turned heads at Chateau Marmont Thursday by taking the plunge in a flirty blue Alberta Ferretti dress at her first public event following the alleged breakup. The 20-year-old starlet looked stunning in the cleavage-baring frock and bedazzled pumps as she posed with talk show host Chelsea Handler at the Vogue benefit dinner and fashion show. Gal pals! Newly single Selena Gomez commiserated with Chelsea Handler at Chateau Marmont Thursday in a flirty blue Alberta Ferretti dress at her first public event following the alleged breakup with Justin Bieber The 37-year-old comedian flashed a smile as she sympathetically clutched Selena's tiny waist while clad in a black suit and sparkly silver dress shirt. After spending the wintry holidays in Utah with fellow doomed couple Harry Style...

Chelsea Peretti builds on "Parks and Recreation" job for touring gigs

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Comedian Chelsea Peretti has written for sitcoms and magazines, but she's put that aside lately to focus on her stand-up career. ( Provided by Chelsea Peretti ) When most of us think of the name Chelsea at least in a comedy context we think of Chelsea Handler , the stand-up who turned a bawdy late-night show into an multimedia entertainment empire. But there's another Chelsea chipping away at the comedy big-time, and while she mines a similarly self-deprecating vein of humor, she has also carved out her own fiercely loyal audience. It just happens to be a lot smaller. "I never felt beloved by industry straight out of the gate," said Chelsea Peretti , a 34-year-old Oakland, Calif., native who came up in the bustling New York scene. "But I'm now realizing that those people are just regular people, and I'm starting to feel more support across the board." A longtime crush for comedy nerds and critics, Peretti is breaking into the mainstream with spots ...

Rochelle Humes Flaunts Baby Bump As The Saturdays Hang Out With Chelsea Handler

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Instagram/Splash News The Saturdays are wasting no time moving up the ranks in the US, hanging out with the likes of Cyndi Lauper and Chelsea Handler. The 'What About Us' singers made an appearance on Chelsea Lately this week to promote their new E! reality show, Chasing The Saturdays , and it looks like they had fun backstage meeting pop icon Cyndi Lauper who was also appearing on the show. Rochelle Humes Flaunts Baby Bump As The Saturdays Hang Out With Chelsea Handler The Sats joined Chelsea Handler on her late night talk show this week (Instagram/Splash News) In a series of photos posted on Instagram, the band put on their best Hollywood smiles as they got pally with outspoken comedienne and host Chelsea while also posing with Lauper. "Girls just wanna have fun @cyndilauper," Rochelle wrote alongside the photo. Rochelle, who is four months pregnant with her first child, looked glowing as she flaunted her baby bump in a fitted purple dress, while her other bandmates...

Chelsea Handler, did you ever lose your passport?

THE worst nightmare for a frequent flier is to lose his or her passport. But it gets worse if someone else steals it and then uses it to cross the border. In the United States, the most important ID document is the driving license. In other countries, including Saudi Arabia, the passport is the most important official document. I am not sure if Chelsea Handler has this piece of information.Also, I am not sure if Chelsea Handler ever knew, met or talked to any Saudi man. And I am not sure if she ever visited the region. But she might be surprised to know that a lot of people in the area know her very well. American stand-up comedians and talk-show hosts are always popular, but there is a difference between comedy and jokes of bad taste, especially when the joke is cracked just to make fun of other people or has racial overtones in it.I love American stand-up comedy and my favorite is Jerry Seinfeld. He is the most popular even in this part of the world. Ironically, his popularity increa...

Saudi women outraged at US TV host

Saudi women expressed outrage at Chelsea Handler, the American host of the TV show Chelsea Lately, when she swore at Saudi men for being able to receive notification by SMS of their wives travels abroad. Some are tired of explaining the situation to foreigners and others say Chelsea should have done her homework before going on air.The 37-year-old American talk show host asserted that they have this new policy in Saudi Arabia where if a woman leaves the country, the husband receives a text message, before going on to use foul language to express her disdain.She continued: Talk about the worst marriage ever. You have to have a conversation every time you want to leave house? I dont think so buddy; youre lucky if I tell you where Im going.Sabah Abdulmalik, a 42-year-old stay-at-home-mom said, I would like to inform Chelsea that this is only a service that people can activate or decline and that this was not forced upon us, said.This service was developed by the Saudi authorities and not ...